Frank2982's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FrankClock's Career Test]

B!

Glad I could help every one find their true calling in life. Now if only I could win the big game I wouldn't have to be a counsler any more.

StrangeClock responds:

It's not the most respectful job in the world, but someone's gotta do it!

[Clockcrew Shootout]

Do note...

You are not getting a bad score because it is Anti-Clock, but for the reasons listed below:
1. The guy at the beginning sounds like he is masturbating when he is saying "hmmm".
2. When he is walking, it sounds like some one chopping wood.
3. The game play is fucking horrible. The cursor moves slow enough as it is. Then you make us have to click that bar at the bottom while we are getting bombarded with gun shots.Strawberry magically flies in from the top then appears out of no where on the ground. How the hell are we supposed to shoot him? In the beginning, its pointless trying to shoot carrot cause you can't kill him until he stops moving any ways. Because I shot him atleast 2 times before he stopped moving and he kept moving. I don't know what is after the first shooting scene because I couldn't bare to keep playing/watching this.

unrealrapist responds:

yes, i will note that, how about i call up my homies at Activision and get them to re-make this whole fucking game then, maybe put in some 3D shit in there, some 'hmm' sounds that doesnt sound likt he guy is jacking off, and maybe even surround sound, what the fuck do you expect??, its a designer team of one, making a game all by themselves, with their limited resources, if you want a real game, go to a fucking computer store, but buddy, this is NEWGROUNDS, there might be some cool games here, but nothing that could be found in a Furureshop magazine, anyway i'm sorry you didnt find my game amazing as Max Payne, or GTA3, but untill i get a $300,000 budget and a fucking design team working for me, you shouldnt complain you fucking flaimer

[Anti-Clock Game]

p00p!!

Well, that is what this was. p00p. I am not giving you a 0 because it was anti-clock crew. I am giving this a 0 because:
1. It was simple press a button, watch crappy animation.
2. On the knife and milk shake, you don't even have a fill in there, so you have to click on the handle (for the knife) or the straw (for the milk shake) to even click on it.
3. You cannot kill StrawberryClock.
5. There is no 4.

Burnmage responds:

Its was my first animation so dont think it will be better then SimGirl.
And i already know for the button. Anyway thank to said it next time i will do better.

[Monster Poolside Sumo]

Pretty cool

You said something about making it 2 player would make flash mess up or something with 2 many button presses. Well the most at any one time would be 4-6 depending on if the person is an idiot and trying to turn left and right at the same time. So you can make it 2 player. Just make 1 player the arrow keys it is now and the 2nd player can have the a,s, and d button or something.

Matmi responds:

We did an experiment today on 2 player mode. Unfortunately we found that if 3 keys are pressed at the same time, the program stops responding while the keys are pressed. This is a problem in Flash, and causes a problem in the game because each player uses 2 keys each (forward and direction). Try pressing 3 keys together on this game to see what I mean). I'll keep battling at it though, try and figure out a way

[Flash-Pong]

STOLEN

STOLEN!!

http://www.friends ofed.com/books/studio/games/co de.html

Chapter 6 Files

Andy-Younger responds:

Friends of Ed wrote Flash Games Studio, which I gave credit to. I had help with the scripting but created all my own symbols, layers, and typed the script into the object actions myself. It isn't that hard to make objects when they are nothing more than rectangles. I used the info panel to arrange everything properly. I didn't think that was such a hard concept to understand...

[Assassin Practice]

hmm...

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I vote 0 on all movies against the clocks just to counter act all the bad votes they get. Plus this game sucks. The only reason people vote good on it is cause you are shooting the clocks and I used the term "shooting" loosely. If you were "shooting" at any thing else besides a clock you would be getting the low score you deserve for this. The only thing good I can say about you is that you like Eskimo Bob (I've seen some of your posts on the BBS) If you don't believe a clock crew movie could be good, you should check out RaspberryClock's latest flash (as of the time I'm writing this) http://www.newgrounds.com/port al/view.php?id=34361

Ok, bye now!

Blackmagic responds:

Woah man.
I never expected to get a 10 for this.
But I did put effort into this, MY FIRST ever flash movie.

[Insult Generator ADVANCE]

Hmm...this sucks....

Ok on to more important things. Yes this does suck. My flash I submitted today was better then this and it didnt even get much of a vote. to make a preloader:

make one layer that is for the preloader animation and one layer for the action script

the animation make it two frames, with the key frame being in the first and then hit f5 to make it a second frame (not a key frame)

then in the action layer, on the first frame of the animation for the preloader put:

if (_framesloaded>=_totalframes) {
gotoAndPlay (3);
}
with 3 being the frame that the actual flash starts at and in the second frame, put:

gotoAndPlay (1);

and there you have a preloader!

Stunky responds:

nope... i uploaded it to my site and it flopped... i couldnt even get the sounds to come up at all... if u could email me a basic preloader with just text writing, i could master what u meen and create 1 for myself...

thanks anyway

[Smack-Man]

Hmm...

What the hell did you do to that game. It like stops for a second when the music stops and then goes again. It confused me. I admit its better then almost all other pac man games I see floating around here (except Tom's Nap Man... Mac Man wasn't all that great) So umm. I dunno. I'm still confused.

Squierguy responds:

What's speed's your computer? It's more than likely that that's causing it to stop and go....the graphics were a lot more detailed than the regular pac man clone graphics, so it takes quite a bit. it runs fine on my 1.1 GHZ

[Pac-Man (flash v.2)]

WOW!!!

You got the OPEN source code for Pac Man... changed around the beginning some saying "you" made it and changed the colors a tad bit and posted it on NG. You are real cool.n I bet if I make one, only CHANGE it to more then just the original itself, I would get lower ratings. But thats just me, huh?

Ouroboros responds:

Indeed, that's just YOU. The fact that is an OPEN SOURCE FILE means it is freeware, and yes, i changed more than just sprites. The code for the barrier recognition had to be adjusted as well as key control. Thi swasn't a cut-n-paste quickly. But being that it's just you, you have erstwhile proven how truly bitter you are at attacking something that was to be taken with a grain of salt. Bravo.

[YaHoO!]

hehehe

You should have just made this a movie, its not really a game, but I liked it.

Kage responds:

thansk man