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[Frankclock part 762]

DAMN YOU FEWELS!!!

So you are the ones running up my credit card bills!!! Damn you, damn you to hell!!!! :)

[You suck, Frank!]

I KILL YOU DAVEY!!!

You are just jealous of me Davey!!! I got my own comedy special on HBO and you don't!! Here is a bit from my act:

"Ya know, I am as American as the next guy. But come on! What is with America after 9/11. You gotta buy all this crap in stores now just to show you care for your country? Like I am gonna buy toilet paper over dyed with red and blue stripes so when I wipe my ass I leave a nice rainbow of american pride so when I moon those fucking towel heads they will know which damn country I am from... Yeah. But on a lighter note..."

Well that is just part of my show. It should be on HBO around April sometime.

[Robbery!]

hmm...

That looks like something you might see on Monty Python. Not something great, but it looks to be in the style of MP.

Scypress responds:

Yes. A lot of my friends do say I'm a bit like Mr. Bean.

[Tetris!]

Umm...

That made my headache worse. Really it did. I took some advil to help make it go away and then I view this. Now my head hurts again. Thanks. Plus, when did Stalin paint his finger nails black? I was gonna make a historical referrence but my head hurts to much to think about the situation correctly... What?

[Salesman]

You are a sick man...

A sick man Mr. Jeremy Lokken. A very sick man. But thats what makes the movies good. I like it, keep up the good work.

[HAQnSPITT]

You know its sad...

When shit like this makes it in the top 20 of the week. But my stuff (not saying its great but damn better then this rubbish) doesn't make it in the top 20 of the week. I have only had 1 flash make it in the top 20 of the week. When a bunch of them should have. Yup, really sad.

[Phil and Yellow]

HAHA that was great!!!

Who did the voice of Yellow? Who ever it was sounds like one sexy bitch and should be crawling with all the fine ladies... Oh wait thats me! Let the ladies start crawling all over me. I am waiting!! :)

EntropicOrder responds:

Wow, you really are sexy, aren't you? H4H4H4!

[Tom and Wade talk money!]

Would have been better if....

Tom said "Fucking A" like in your away message on AIM that one time. But oh well, I still gave it a 5 :)

[Halloween Ball Movie]

Citizen Radam!!!

I see your flash skills are mencly improving. One day, you my friend will rule the portal! Your flash movies are quite addicting. I couldn't pull myself away from this one!! How can you come up with such story lines, such drama mixed with humorous comedy?? And to think just one man, with a little help from moi, did all this! Just imagine what happens after you have been working with flash for a while. What this man will create! He will be unstopable!!!

Radam responds:

Thank you, kindly superhero! I do try my best, and I aspire to be a Portal superpower one of these days.