Frank2982's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clockcrew Shootout]

Do note...

You are not getting a bad score because it is Anti-Clock, but for the reasons listed below:
1. The guy at the beginning sounds like he is masturbating when he is saying "hmmm".
2. When he is walking, it sounds like some one chopping wood.
3. The game play is fucking horrible. The cursor moves slow enough as it is. Then you make us have to click that bar at the bottom while we are getting bombarded with gun shots.Strawberry magically flies in from the top then appears out of no where on the ground. How the hell are we supposed to shoot him? In the beginning, its pointless trying to shoot carrot cause you can't kill him until he stops moving any ways. Because I shot him atleast 2 times before he stopped moving and he kept moving. I don't know what is after the first shooting scene because I couldn't bare to keep playing/watching this.

unrealrapist responds:

yes, i will note that, how about i call up my homies at Activision and get them to re-make this whole fucking game then, maybe put in some 3D shit in there, some 'hmm' sounds that doesnt sound likt he guy is jacking off, and maybe even surround sound, what the fuck do you expect??, its a designer team of one, making a game all by themselves, with their limited resources, if you want a real game, go to a fucking computer store, but buddy, this is NEWGROUNDS, there might be some cool games here, but nothing that could be found in a Furureshop magazine, anyway i'm sorry you didnt find my game amazing as Max Payne, or GTA3, but untill i get a $300,000 budget and a fucking design team working for me, you shouldnt complain you fucking flaimer

[Gun Blaze: Stop-N-Go Shit]

OMGOMGOMG!!!11

My penis won't go down!! That game was so hot I wanna fuck its brains out!!! How did you do this. It was so amazing!!! And it was way better than that other one. This one had real asian(cutouts)s too!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! AND ALEX CHUI!!! I knew he was a real bad guy. I must have been wearing one of his rings, because when he shot me, I didn't die!!! OMG, my penis is going down now... but I am only typing with one hand!! OMGOMG like eye cant bleave i sed dat. hahaha. great game. make more!!1

kthxbai!!!

[GunBlaze: Video Shooter]

This Got Daily Feature???

And people went crazy (in a bad way) when BaconBurger got Daily Feature those 3 times. Holy shit!! This fucking thing was so horrible. This is basically all this was:
He filmed the thing in one take walking through the whole thing. Put it in Flash MX. Put stop(); in spots when the guys came up. After you click on all the buttons (which are the guys) it plays until the next stop. Then the scene where you have to choose either the flash light, keys, or knife. All that is, is when you click on the keys, it does the play(); and the others it just says the stupid line. Then when you shoot the boss, it just does an increament until it gets to a number then plays the rest of the movie. That is all this is. It is not that great. This should not be 3.78 (which it is now) this should be around 1.05 at the most. Nothing special here!! Run away!!!!!!!!

[Damnation: DooM Game e1m1]

It's pretty good.

But not the best I have seen. Not much action script involved in this or it appears to not have much. I dunno, I just didn't find it to be that entertaining. Sorry.

[Demonic Goat: The Game]

Damn it Steve-o!!!

How do you beat the ghey ass angel sheep!?! They are like hard to beat. I can't ever get past the flying ghey ass sheep!!! AAAAHhHH!!!!

[Anti-Clock Game]

p00p!!

Well, that is what this was. p00p. I am not giving you a 0 because it was anti-clock crew. I am giving this a 0 because:
1. It was simple press a button, watch crappy animation.
2. On the knife and milk shake, you don't even have a fill in there, so you have to click on the handle (for the knife) or the straw (for the milk shake) to even click on it.
3. You cannot kill StrawberryClock.
5. There is no 4.

Burnmage responds:

Its was my first animation so dont think it will be better then SimGirl.
And i already know for the button. Anyway thank to said it next time i will do better.

[Clock Crew The Game Demo]

Needs one thing!!

FRANKCLOCK NEEDS TO BE IN IT!!!!

[the RED/BLUE connection]

Umm...

Ooook. I know I you are a friend of the clocks and all... But this is a smack in the face of action scriptors every where.

[clock shootout]

Gasps!!

There was no FrankClock in it!! Don't you know he is the fastest gun in the east!! J00 fewel!! :)

[Fly into the Trade Center]

You are Evil Tanner!!!

Although I was gonna make a game involving the WTC but I got lazy with the action script and didn't finish it. Although I did make it into the Bastards section with with my Save "Left Eye" game. Maybe this will get into it too.